Long Flat Balls (2006)

Director
Bjørn Fast Nagell

Main cast
Jan Edgar Fjell; Anders Fjell; Petter Jørgensen; Eirik Tobiassen; Kai Helge Hansen

Genres
Comedy

Description
Six guys from Norway go on a trip to Germany to cheer on Norway in the world Championship of football. But it isn't easy to put their normal life aside, not even for football.


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