Press Start (2007)

Director
Ed Glaser

Main cast
Joshua Stafford; Lauren Chambers; Al Morrison; Peter A. Davis; J.W. Morrissette

Genres
Comedy, Sci-Fi

Description
Average suburban youth Zack Nimbus is recruited by an ill-tempered ninja and a tough-as-nails space soldier to save the world from a tyrannical, but comically insecure, sorcerer.


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