Eagle vs. Shark (2007)

Director
Taika Waititi

Main cast
Loren Horsley; Jemaine Clement; Joel Tobeck; Rachel House; David Fane

Genres
Comedy, Romance

Description
The New Zealand made "Eagle vs Shark" is the tale of two socially awkward misfits and the strange ways they try to find love; through revenge on high-school bullies, burgers, and video games. Love blossoms for Lily over double Meaty Boy burgers at mid-day when uber-computer nerd Jarrod comes in and leaves with free extra large fries. After gatecrashing Jarrod's party and proving her skills on the game console, Lily goes down to Jarrod's home town with him so he can settle an old score with a past school bully.


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