Homo Erectus (2007)

Director
Adam Rifkin

Main cast
Adam Rifkin; Ali Larter; Hayes MacArthur; David Carradine; Talia Shire

Genres
Comedy

Description
Ishbo is a caveman living in the prehistoric age who thinks there's more to life than hunting and gathering. He tries to better the lives of those in his tribe by inventing things like spoons and the toothbrush, which leave everyone, including his parents, unimpressed. He also has a thing for cavewoman Fardart, but she only has eyes for his brother Thudnik. Can Ishbo prove his worth when a rival clan attacks?


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