Christmas in Miami (2005)

Director
Neri Parenti

Main cast
Christian De Sica; Massimo Boldi; Vanessa Hessler; Massimo Ghini

Genres
Comedy

Description
A 15-year-old daughter of a friend improbably falls for Christian De Sica's middle-aged traveler.


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