Waiter (2006)

Director
Alex van Warmerdam

Main cast
Alex van Warmerdam; Ariane Schluter; Jaap Spijkers; Mark Rietman; Thekla Reuten

Genres
Comedy

Description
Edgar works as a waiter in 'Het Westen', a restaurant. He is married and has a lover. His neighbors terrorize him with loud music and garbage. One day after he is mistreated by some customers he is sick of it all and goes to talk to his creator, the scenario writer.


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