The Worst Horror Movie Ever Made (2005)

Director
Bill Zebub

Main cast
Rocco Martone; Jeanne Potter; Elaine Tuttle; Bill Zebub

Genres
Horror, Comedy

Description
A group of friends get together for a card game, but within 5 minutes most of them die horribly, leaving the hosts to run for their lives (and from the law). Along the way, they encounter every conceivable horror movie monster/villain, but with a new twist.


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