Pinoy/Blonde (2005)

Director
Peque Gallaga

Main cast
Jeffrey Quizon; Boy 2 Quizon; Iza Calzado

Genres
Comedy, Action

Description
Two cousins accomplish the final wish of their dying uncle to deliver a brown paper bag to a seedy, run-down hotel crawling with shady characters and retrieve in exchange a mysterious package.


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