Diary of a Mad Black Woman (2005)

Director
Darren Grant

Main cast
Kimberly Elise; Steve Harris; Tyler Perry; Shemar Moore; Vickie Eng

Genres
Comedy, Drama, Romance

Description
Charles McCarter and his wife Helen are about to celebrate their 18th-wedding anniversary when Helen comes home to find her clothes packed up in a U-Haul van parked in the driveway. Charles is divorcing Her. Helen moves in with her grandmother Madea, an old woman who doesn't take any lip from anyone. Madea helps Helen through these tough times by showing her what is really important in life.


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