Wanted: Man (2005)

Director
Patrice Toye

Main cast
Monic Hendrickx; Tom van Seijen; Bart Klever; Kitty Courbois; Frieda Pittoors

Genres
Comedy

Description
When Bas puts up the note Wanted: Man on the notice board of the local supermarket for his single mother, she does not know about it. The self-willed Bas tries to find a solution for the separation between him and his mother, who no longer knows how to cope with Bas' superstitious compulsions. And both are hydrophobic. But by the end of the summer, the harmony between these two heart-warming characters has been restored.


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