Una de Zombis (2003)

Director
Miguel Ángel Lamata

Main cast
Miguel Ángel Aparicio; Mayte Navales; Miguel Ángel Aijón; Nacho Rubio; Salomé Jiménez

Genres
Comedy, Horror, Foreign

Description
Aijón and Caspas are two aspiring filmmakers in their 20s despite having a huge lack of resources, ideas and contacts. Inexplicably, a woman named Carla (the source of sexual tension in the film) agrees to help them. However, if Aijón and Caspas want their film to be released, they will have to eliminate the members of a Satanic mafia of psychopath gangsters who call themselves "The Antichrists", which have returned from their graves in order to spread terror into the world and tell horribly lame jokes. -Edgar Cochran-


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