Say I Do (2004)

Director
Juan Calvo

Main cast
Santi Millán; Paz Vega; Constantino Romero; Chus Lampreave; Santiago Segura

Genres
Comedy

Description
An unlikely couple fake a relationship to win a TV game show prize. Wannabe actress Estrella dreams of becoming a hostess on a romance reality-TV show presented by Amador Rosales. Meanwhile, movie usher and film buff Victor, who hates such reality shows, is being pressured by his mother to be a contestant.


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