Heel Against the Head (1999)

Director


Main cast
Bill Flynn; Paul Slabolepszy; Shirley Johnston; Nicky Rebello; Michelle Levine

Genres
Comedy, Family

Description
Two rugby fans, Tjokkie and Crispin arrive in Wales for the Rugby World Cup in search of sport and females. All hell breaks loose when Crispin's wife arrives unexpectedly and Tjokkie has to cover for his friend.


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