Incident at Loch Ness (2004)
Director
Zak Penn
Main cast
Werner Herzog; Kitana Baker; Gabriel Beistain; Russell Williams II; David A. Davidson
Genres
Adventure, Comedy, Documentary, Horror
Description
The German film director Werner Herzog sets out to the Scottish Highlands to make a documentary, "Enigma of Loch Ness", exploding the myth of the Loch Ness Monster. Meanwhile, another documentary film crew is making a film about Werner Herzog, and we see the production of "Enigma" from their point of view. Shooting on a rented boat, tensions begin to rise as director Herzog and his producer, Zak Penn, find themselves at cross-purposes on the black surface of Loch Ness. Things get very edgy when the film crew starts seeing shapes in the murky water.
Zak Penn
Main cast
Werner Herzog; Kitana Baker; Gabriel Beistain; Russell Williams II; David A. Davidson
Genres
Adventure, Comedy, Documentary, Horror
Description
The German film director Werner Herzog sets out to the Scottish Highlands to make a documentary, "Enigma of Loch Ness", exploding the myth of the Loch Ness Monster. Meanwhile, another documentary film crew is making a film about Werner Herzog, and we see the production of "Enigma" from their point of view. Shooting on a rented boat, tensions begin to rise as director Herzog and his producer, Zak Penn, find themselves at cross-purposes on the black surface of Loch Ness. Things get very edgy when the film crew starts seeing shapes in the murky water.
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