My Vampire Lover (2002)

Director
George Freeway

Main cast
Paige Richards; Syn DeVil; Erin Brown; Ruby LaRocca; Katie Jordan

Genres
Horror, Comedy

Description
When drop-dead gorgeous lesbian vampire Monique moves into the neighborhood and starts seducing every female she sees it is up to Chip the cable guy and two detectives to stop the fanged femme-fatale.


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