Mr. Bones (2001)

Director
Gray Hofmeyr

Main cast
Leon Schuster; David Ramsey; Faizon Love; Robert Whitehead; Jane Benney

Genres
Comedy

Description
A medicine man is sent looking for the son of his tribal king, and brings back an American golfer and a host of goons intent on keeping him in the golf tournament.


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