BachelorMan (2003)

Director
John Putch

Main cast
David DeLuise; Missi Pyle

Genres
Comedy, Romance

Description
In these times of enlightened sexual politics, Ted Davis is a scoring machine. He's got the rap, the charm and his little black book weighs several pounds. Ted has become a guru to his buddies who can only aspire in awe to his greatness. This is a man's man, a ladies man, a super-hero: He's Ted Davis: "BachelorMan"...


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