Showtime (2002)

Director
Tom Dey

Main cast
Robert De Niro; Rachael Harris; Eddie Murphy; Zaid Farid; William Shatner

Genres
Action, Comedy

Description
A spoof of buddy cop movies where two very different cops are forced to team up on a new reality based T.V. cop show.


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