Andrew Dice Clay: One Night with Dice (1987)

Director
Kevin Padden

Main cast
Andrew Dice Clay

Genres
Comedy

Description
Before his sold-out arena shows and hit cable TV specials, the one and only Andrew Dice Clay took the stage at Philadelphia's Comedy Factory Outlet for an early, uncensored evening of the Diceman's unique observations on modern life and romance.


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