Andrew Dice Clay: Assume the Position (1996)

Director


Main cast
Andrew Dice Clay

Genres
Comedy, Documentary

Description
Comedy special featuring comedian Andrew "Dice" Clay. In his third HBO special he discusses Barbra Streisand, Kenny G., life with his son, a trip to the doctor's office and sex.


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