Miracle (2000)

Director
Natasha Arthy

Main cast
Stefan Pagels Andersen; Sidse Babett Knudsen; Thomas Bo Larsen; Sebastian Jessen; Peter Frödin

Genres
Music, Comedy, Family, Adventure

Description
What do you do if you're twelve years old, your mum is a neurotic babbler, your best friend is hitting on the girl you love, and you're the only guy in your class who doesn't yet sport pubes ...? For Dennis P. there's only one way out - pray. In this musical adventure the miracle comes in the shape of an angel clone looking suspiciously like Dennis P.'s late father. The angel issues Dennis P. with a license to perform medium grade miracles, but there's a string attached - Dennis P. must stop using swearwords. Dennis P. throws himself into readjusting his existence. But one miracle leads to another, and the 'adjustments' lead to grotesque consequences.


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