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Grandhotel je mÃsto mezi nebem a zemÃ. MÃsto, kudy plujà mraky a lidské touhy. Metaforický pÅÃbÄh je zasazený do slavného hotelu tyÄÃcÃho se nad Libercem. V nÄm, jako strážný a vÄzeÅ zároveÅ, pracuje Fleischman, údržbáŠa amatérský meteorolog, který chtÄl mÃt k nebi tak blÃzko, jak jen mu to život dovolÃ. A výš to už nejde.
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