Suckers (1999)

Director
Roger Nygard

Main cast
Daniel Benzali; Lori Loughlin; Louis Mandylor

Genres
Comedy

Description
Ever bought a used car from a dealer before? Want to know what REALLY happens behind the scenes? This movie offers some insight through the eyes of one of the dealers.


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