Things (1989)

Director
Andrew Jordan

Main cast
Amber Lynn; Barry J. Gillis; Bruce Roach; Doug Bunston; Jan W. Pachul

Genres
Horror

Description
THINGS is a 1989 low budget independent feature length B-movie grade horror exploitation film written and produced by Andrew Jordan & Barry J. Gillis. Marking the 1989 mainstream film debut of porn star Amber Lynn, the film has a cult following of fans who call themselves "Things-ites".


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