Barn of the Blood Llama (1997)

Director
Kevin L. West

Main cast
Clive Barker; David Boone Wilson; Coonie Campbell; Kirsten Carter; Lucinda Cruse

Genres
Comedy, Horror

Description
Inbred hillbillies trap various passersby at their World o Wool llama farm where an animal coroner is conducting genetic experiments which turn the animals into sex-starved toxic beasts. A new look at bad animal husbandry.


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