Jesus is a Palestinian (1999)

Director
Lodewijk Crijns

Main cast
Kim van Kooten; Hans Teeuwen; Peer Mascini; Dijn Blom; Tygo Gernandt

Genres
Comedy

Description
Natasha (Kim van Kooten) goes to Limburg to collect her brother Ramses (Hans Teeuwen), who has joined a sect, so he can consent to cutting their father's life support.


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