Sgt. Bilko (1996)
Director
Jonathan Lynn
Main cast
Steve Martin; Dan Aykroyd; Phil Hartman; Glenne Headly; Daryl Mitchell
Genres
Comedy, Family
Description
The army is known for churning out lean mean fighting machines intent on protecting our great nation. Martin is the inexplicable the incorrigible the invicible sgt. Ernie bilko leader of a ragtag group of the sorriest soldiers ever to enlist in the armed forces.
Jonathan Lynn
Main cast
Steve Martin; Dan Aykroyd; Phil Hartman; Glenne Headly; Daryl Mitchell
Genres
Comedy, Family
Description
The army is known for churning out lean mean fighting machines intent on protecting our great nation. Martin is the inexplicable the incorrigible the invicible sgt. Ernie bilko leader of a ragtag group of the sorriest soldiers ever to enlist in the armed forces.
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