Getting Any? (1994)

Director
Takeshi Kitano

Main cast
Dankan; Moeko Ezawa; Hakuryu; Hideo Higashikokubaru; Akiji Kobayashi

Genres
Comedy, Foreign

Description
A slapstick comedy, about a goofy middle-aged man who is obsessed with the idea of having car sex. While pursuing his 'dream', he makes all the wrong moves possible, and ends up enrolling in a number of crazy escapades.


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