Don't Drink the Water (1994)

Director
Woody Allen

Main cast
Josef Sommer; Michael J. Fox; Woody Allen; Julie Kavner; Austin Pendleton

Genres
Comedy

Description
Somewhere behind the early 1960s cold-war iron curtain, the Hollander family cause an international spying incident when Walter photographs a sunset in a sensitive region. In order to stay out of jail, the Hollanders take refuge in the American Embassy, which is temporarily being run by the absent Ambassador's diplomatically incompetent son, Axel.


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