Clerks (1994)
Director
Kevin Smith
Main cast
Brian O'Halloran; Jeff Anderson; Jason Mewes; Kevin Smith; Lisa Spoonhauer
Genres
Comedy
Description
Convenience and video store clerks Dante and Randal are sharp-witted, potty-mouthed and bored out of their minds. So in between needling customers, the counter jockeys play hockey on the roof, visit a funeral home and deal with their love lives.
Kevin Smith
Main cast
Brian O'Halloran; Jeff Anderson; Jason Mewes; Kevin Smith; Lisa Spoonhauer
Genres
Comedy
Description
Convenience and video store clerks Dante and Randal are sharp-witted, potty-mouthed and bored out of their minds. So in between needling customers, the counter jockeys play hockey on the roof, visit a funeral home and deal with their love lives.
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