Kin-dza-dza! (1986)

Director
Georgiy Daneliya

Main cast
Stanislav Lyubshin; Evgeni Leonov; Yuriy Yakovlev; Levan Gabriadze; Lev Perfilov

Genres
Comedy, Drama, Sci-Fi

Description
The story takes place on the desert planet "Pluke" in the "Kin-dza-dza" galaxy, where two Soviet humans previously unknown to each other ("Uncle Vova", a gruff construction foreman from Moscow, and "The Fiddler", a student from Georgia) are stranded due to an accidental encounter with an alien teleportation device. The movie describes their long quest to find a way back home.


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