A Polish Vampire in Burbank (1985)

Director
Mark Pirro

Main cast
Mark Pirro; Lori Sutton; Bobbi Dorsch; Hugh O. Fields; Marya Gant

Genres
Horror, Comedy

Description
A somewhat reluctant vampire is taken out by his sexpot sister for his first "night out on the town."


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