Balkan Express (1983)

Director
Branko Baletić

Main cast
Dragan Nikolić; Borivoje Todorović; Tanja Bošković; Velimir 'Bata' Živojinović; Olivera Marković

Genres
Foreign, Comedy, War

Description
In this entertaining, clever satire, it is the beginning of World War II and a group of con artists and thieves decide to pose as musicians under the rubric "The Balkan Express".


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