Quarter to Two Before Jesus Christ (1982)

Director
Jean Yanne

Main cast
Coluche; Michel Serrault; Jean Yanne; Françoise Fabian; Michel Auclair

Genres
Comedy

Description
In antique Rome, a simple pepboy for chars becomes involved in a coup against Cesar.


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