Knock on Wood (1981)

Director
Francis Veber

Main cast
Pierre Richard; Gérard Depardieu; Pedro Armendáriz Jr.; Maritza Olivares; Corynne Charbit

Genres
Adventure, Comedy

Description
When the boss' unlucky daughter is missing in South America, Campana is sent to watch the boss' most unlucky employee who is sent as a private detective in hopes he can duplicate the daughter's mistakes.


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