Don't Touch the White Woman! (1974)

Director
Marco Ferreri

Main cast
Catherine Deneuve; Ugo Tognazzi; Paolo Villaggio; Michel Piccoli; Marcello Mastroianni

Genres
Comedy, Western

Description
A highly stylized surreal farce about the events leading up to Custer's Last Stand anachronistically reenacted in an urban renewal area in modern Paris. Director Mario Fererri reenacts the events leading up to the Battle of the Little Big Horn in this wild, highly stylized surreal farce set in and around a gaping excavation for a huge urban renewal project in 1974 Paris. The anachronistic backdrop highlights the incongruity of the broad comic characterizations of real life figures George Armstrong Custer, Sitting Bull, and Buffalo Bill.


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