Dracula (The Dirty Old Man) (1969)

Director
William Edwards

Main cast
Vince Kelley; Ann Hollis; Libby Caculus; Joan Pickett; Billy Whitton

Genres
Comedy, Horror

Description
Dracula enslaves Dr. Irving Jekyll, turning him into the lycanthropic JackalMan, demanding that he lure female blood donors to his L.A. cabin retreat.


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