The Undertaker and His Pals (1966)

Director
T.L.P. Swicegood

Main cast
Ray Dannis; Warrene Ott; James Westmoreland; Marty Friedman

Genres
Comedy, Foreign, Horror

Description
A cult black-comedy about an undertaker whom befriends a pair of motorcycle-riding, knife-wielding, psycho restaurant owners who kill people for body parts to use in their (gulp!) blue-plate daily specials. Business for the undertaker and cheap meat for the restaurant owners, sounds like a merger made in hell! Lunch anyone?


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