You Must be Joking (1965)

Director
Michael Winner

Main cast
Michael Callan; Lionel Jeffries; Denholm Elliott; Wilfrid Hyde-White; Bernard Cribbins

Genres
Comedy

Description
A motley group of soldiers are set loose on swinging England in an initiative test to collect a selection of esoteric items


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