If You Could Only Cook (1935)

Director
William A. Seiter

Main cast
Herbert Marshall; Jean Arthur; Leo Carrillo; Lionel Stander; Alan Edwards

Genres
Comedy, Romance

Description
An auto engineer (Herbert Marshall) and a professor's daughter (Jean Arthur) pose as married servants in a mobster's (Leo Carrillo) mansion.


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